The Name Game
A plain Jane
To lift the instant blindfold,
That mask that slithers over
Black eyes and ringing ears
Dividing what makes senses sense
Before the words are uttered
Invisible claws dripping black ink
Of the unwritten code that ties us
Treachery in stillness and silence
Peering back only to fall forward blindly
Senseless senses relinquish a mere slice
A slice of the fabric that goes unnamed
Humanity is it? Is it? What?
They call for me, they ask of me
To add my piece to the jigsaw puzzle
A venture to know it all, all there is
While stumbling, fumbling into un-creation
A wind is blowing, such force without source
What shall we call it, the name game
The game we unwittingly
And witlessly play
~Me
- Location:home
- Mood:floating
In the last 24 hours:
- 16:45 Just brought an entire cartload of recycling down from my apartment. Thanks for the help, @icespark #
sillyStudio all setup! and I am freakin paintin! I love this job!
WWE Hall of Famer Jim Ross has posted another blog update,which you can read at JRsBArBQ.com in its entirety. Some highlights:
Edge's Health Status:
"I think Edge being 100 percent by Wrestlemania 26 is going to be a photo finish and I hope that I am wrong on that assumption. Edge had taken his game to another level prior to his injury and he will no doubt return to the ring fresher and ready to turn more heads if he makes sure that he is totally healthy. Torn Achilles obviously cannot be taken lightly. Edge would arguably need to be close to ready by January to really be able to capitalize on the promotional, TV build up for Phoenix or at least that's one school of thought."
~Rajah.com
Edge's Health Status:
"I think Edge being 100 percent by Wrestlemania 26 is going to be a photo finish and I hope that I am wrong on that assumption. Edge had taken his game to another level prior to his injury and he will no doubt return to the ring fresher and ready to turn more heads if he makes sure that he is totally healthy. Torn Achilles obviously cannot be taken lightly. Edge would arguably need to be close to ready by January to really be able to capitalize on the promotional, TV build up for Phoenix or at least that's one school of thought."
~Rajah.com
Been up since noon-ish yesterday, but it was totally worth it. The Red-Headed Power of Three came over, as did Sabre, and we had a lovely afternoon of cruising YouTube, playing Munchkin, and then the boys played Five Color Crack while Sabre went on to *cough* other things and I took Erin to work for a couple of hours. Only thing that could have topped it was if I hadn't had to go to work myself. *pout*
( So in honor of fun times (and the chance to feed my kids and act like a mom)... )
( So in honor of fun times (and the chance to feed my kids and act like a mom)... )
- Location:Home
- Mood:
sleepy - Music:Firesign Theater
In the last 24 hours:
- 11:13 Off to the Thigh Scream Social! #
- 16:55 Had a great time at the Thigh Scream Social! Thanks, @CCSocialites! See you Tuesday! #
- Music:Type O Negative - Anesthesia
I tried to make this part better, in terms of grammer and everything. I ran it through several checkers but I still don't have a beta reader. So if you find any mistakes feel free to email me privately about them and give me suggestions. I want to learn from my mistakes.
Title: When Love And Hate Collide Part 3
Pairing: Involved: characters in story: Jack Swagger, Evan Bourne
Rating: NC17
DISCLAIMER: I don't own nothing, although I wish I did!!
Warnings: Slash, strong language, possibly sexual content
Feedback: Please, would be appreciated.ts here.
Chapter 3
Title: When Love And Hate Collide Part 3
Pairing: Involved: characters in story: Jack Swagger, Evan Bourne
Rating: NC17
DISCLAIMER: I don't own nothing, although I wish I did!!
Warnings: Slash, strong language, possibly sexual content
Feedback: Please, would be appreciated.ts here.
Chapter 3
Cunt Wars
By Angie, Gallager and Libby
Enjoy
WARNING: THIS BLOG MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO CHRISTIANS
So with the recent events of last weekend. Myself and some of my close friends made light of the situation and created Cunt Wars. Now if you normally read my blogs you know they are usuall filled with hate and or agressive opinions. (Like theres a difference. lol). As for the title of this blog, you are probably wondering "what the fuck is Angie talking about now". Well within the following paragraphs I will explain and you shall have much laughter. Why laughter? Because it's fucking funny for one. For two it is sooooooo true.
Now before I begin, for all you ladies who see the "C" word and are getting all offended, dont get your panties all in a bunch. This is nothing more than a word. Society has made it a horrible word. And if George Carlin can say it on HBO then I can say it on the internet! If you dont like it, dont read it and delete me as a friend, or just simply stop looking at my page.
Now here we go.
In the begining all was not well. Adam was a douchebag. Lillith, Adam's first wife was sick of his shit. All he did was order her around, he never appreciated her and his motto was "Women should be seen and not heard". He was bad in bed and thought he was the shit because he was the first man created an all that jazz. So Lillith packed her fig leaves, kicked Adam in the balls and said "Have fun masterbating", and went in search of greener pastures. Adam dumbfounded didn't know what to say, so he yelled some gibberish, made up word, as Lillith walked away. That word just happened to be the everso popular word, "bitch", that we use today. Hence the first Bitch was created.
Now Adam realy began to miss Lillith. God let him borrow some Chicago albums and borrow a stero. Without her he could not find the right leaves for TP and kept getting itchy ass, he could not make anything that fit him to ware, he had no one to have sex with accept the sheep, he had no one for companionship or to talk to and he had no one to prepare his food. ( I am not being sexist here, but there wouldnt have been much more to do in the begining). He started eating whatever in site, which fortunately resulted in explosive diarrea that lasted two for two weeks. See Adam, although he did not know it at the time because there was no one to tell him, was the first Douchebag. He did not know yet that his existance depended on the soon to be Cunt.
Adam whined and moaned and complained to God like a little girl with a skinned knee, until God could not take it any longer. He was trying to whale fish and could not concentrate. Out of rage and sheer annoyance, God cast his fishing line toward Adam, screaming "Holy Jesus Christ! Shut the fuck up!" The large fishing hook impaled Adam's rib and ripped it from his body. Adam fell to the ground in agony, moaning "Who the fuck is Jesus Christ"!
Gods parental side kicked in and he yelled at Adam. "See what you made me do! This is why we can't have nice things!"
Anyway as Adam lay there in his own pool of blood, God began to feel a little remorse and apologized to Adam by healing him and then creating another female companion for Adam out of that rib. He knew that this is the only way that he would shut up. God named her Eve out of spite. It was the only name befitting to the wife of a Douchebag.
Now Eve was the type of female that we have all grown to hate. That female that has to be everything to everyone and that has to always be "miss prissy perfection". She would talk shit to God about Adam and talk shit to Adam about God and was never happy with anything that either of them did. She complained all the time. She even made the animals hate her because she would force them to take part in her leaf rituals and make them wear goofy little skirts and shit and painted their faces with berries. AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE WAS MEAN TO THE PLATAPUS! Which God was very pissed about.
She had an obsession with having to please everyone and when she was approached by the talking snake she fucking ruined it for everyone! Her obsession to be perfect was her downfall.
Thus the first Cunt was created.
Before we get any further lets explain the hierarchy. So far we have the Bitches and the Cunts.
With the Bitches, travel the Assholes, the nice guys and the catty gay men.
With the Cunts, traveL the Douchebags, the Emotional Tampons and the gay men who think they are realy girls and are in complete denial of their penis.
We start with the Bitch. Bitches dont care what anyone else thinks of them. They have their own sense of style and are always self aware. They know whats going on around them at all times without even having to be in the mix of things. Everyone knows them, but it is not a popularity contest to the Bitch. They enjoy friends, and for the mere aquantances, they are just resources. The Bitch has not shame or bounds, however is still diciplined enough to carry herself with respect. She is normaly seen in her natural habitat in small groups of men made up of Assholes, catty gay men and nice guys. No more than two Bitches to each group of guys, however exceptions are made when there is an alpha Bitch, who the other two Bitches recognize is the bigger Bitch. This very rarely happens. Never more than three is the law. For this could cause the apocalypse and the comming of the anti-christ. Most Bitches travel alone until called upon to defend the Bitch birth rite.
In times of Cunt peace, the Bitches are simply known as the Bitch Counsil and only convine when minor problems arise. However in times of Cunt War, the Bitchs become the Bitch Senate which we will explore in a moment.
Ah the Cunts. Unfortunately the world would not be as entertaining to the Bitches unless the Cunts existed. They are kinda like Sea Monkeys. They are fun for a little while then they must perish. Cunts travel in packs. The little strength that they have is in numbers. They are usually seen being stalked by Douchbags, Emotional Tampons and befriending the penis denial gay men. A group of Cunts is called a Cunt Smear and they always have one Cunt that is the Turbo Cunt because Cunts have drone mentality and must have a leader. The Turbo Cunt is rare considering that there is only one born every 15 years. A Cunt Smear must always consist of three cunts. Without the third, it throws off the balance and the two Cunts will implode. Its like rechargable batteries. One has been completly used up (age 36-45), one is being used (age 21-35) and the other one is waiting to be used (age 17-20). Without this "always three law", the cunts would consistantly attack eachother back an fourth and implode. Cunts think that they are the most beautiful, talented, and wonderful people in the world and that it revolves around them. However the Turbo Cunt is viewed as the law. She makes the rules and the Cunt Minions (individual cunts) dare not break them for fear of not being accepted by their peers. If you can call them peers.
The Cunt Wars happen when ever too many Cunt Smears gather in one place. The two opposing Turbo Cunts will seek out something to hate about eachother and another cycle begins of the Cunt Wars.The two main causes of a Cunt War are, when one Turbo knows that the other Turbo Cunt is a better and more powerful Turbo Cunt than she or when a vindictive Turbo Cunt wants to take out what she considers the lesser Turbo Cunt before the lesser rises to power. AKA Petty fucking drama. Durring the Cunt War, the Bitch Counsil becomes the Bitch Senate and intervines to restore the natural order of things. The Bitch Senate hold their fort right in the middle of the Cunt War, which by the way is not hard because Cunts are born with just enough brain cells to survive in society. (Bitches are deffinately the more intelligent force here, by a longshot.) The rest of the weight in their skull is gray matter. The Bitch Senate provides just enough fuel to the fire to cause the Cunt Smears to break down into small groups then we force them off into groups of two and watch them implode. This is vital to mankind that the Bitch Senate intervines. For if there were no Bitch Senate, Cunts would rule the world with their Turbo Cunt leaders and all would be lost.
The remaining Cunts then trickle off the battlefield to for new Cunt Smears and erect a new Turbo Cunt. And the Bitch Senate is free to return to Bitch Counsil to await and prepare for the next cycle of ........................................
By Angie, Gallager and Libby
Enjoy
WARNING: THIS BLOG MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO CHRISTIANS
So with the recent events of last weekend. Myself and some of my close friends made light of the situation and created Cunt Wars. Now if you normally read my blogs you know they are usuall filled with hate and or agressive opinions. (Like theres a difference. lol). As for the title of this blog, you are probably wondering "what the fuck is Angie talking about now". Well within the following paragraphs I will explain and you shall have much laughter. Why laughter? Because it's fucking funny for one. For two it is sooooooo true.
Now before I begin, for all you ladies who see the "C" word and are getting all offended, dont get your panties all in a bunch. This is nothing more than a word. Society has made it a horrible word. And if George Carlin can say it on HBO then I can say it on the internet! If you dont like it, dont read it and delete me as a friend, or just simply stop looking at my page.
Now here we go.
In the begining all was not well. Adam was a douchebag. Lillith, Adam's first wife was sick of his shit. All he did was order her around, he never appreciated her and his motto was "Women should be seen and not heard". He was bad in bed and thought he was the shit because he was the first man created an all that jazz. So Lillith packed her fig leaves, kicked Adam in the balls and said "Have fun masterbating", and went in search of greener pastures. Adam dumbfounded didn't know what to say, so he yelled some gibberish, made up word, as Lillith walked away. That word just happened to be the everso popular word, "bitch", that we use today. Hence the first Bitch was created.
Now Adam realy began to miss Lillith. God let him borrow some Chicago albums and borrow a stero. Without her he could not find the right leaves for TP and kept getting itchy ass, he could not make anything that fit him to ware, he had no one to have sex with accept the sheep, he had no one for companionship or to talk to and he had no one to prepare his food. ( I am not being sexist here, but there wouldnt have been much more to do in the begining). He started eating whatever in site, which fortunately resulted in explosive diarrea that lasted two for two weeks. See Adam, although he did not know it at the time because there was no one to tell him, was the first Douchebag. He did not know yet that his existance depended on the soon to be Cunt.
Adam whined and moaned and complained to God like a little girl with a skinned knee, until God could not take it any longer. He was trying to whale fish and could not concentrate. Out of rage and sheer annoyance, God cast his fishing line toward Adam, screaming "Holy Jesus Christ! Shut the fuck up!" The large fishing hook impaled Adam's rib and ripped it from his body. Adam fell to the ground in agony, moaning "Who the fuck is Jesus Christ"!
Gods parental side kicked in and he yelled at Adam. "See what you made me do! This is why we can't have nice things!"
Anyway as Adam lay there in his own pool of blood, God began to feel a little remorse and apologized to Adam by healing him and then creating another female companion for Adam out of that rib. He knew that this is the only way that he would shut up. God named her Eve out of spite. It was the only name befitting to the wife of a Douchebag.
Now Eve was the type of female that we have all grown to hate. That female that has to be everything to everyone and that has to always be "miss prissy perfection". She would talk shit to God about Adam and talk shit to Adam about God and was never happy with anything that either of them did. She complained all the time. She even made the animals hate her because she would force them to take part in her leaf rituals and make them wear goofy little skirts and shit and painted their faces with berries. AND ON TOP OF THAT SHE WAS MEAN TO THE PLATAPUS! Which God was very pissed about.
She had an obsession with having to please everyone and when she was approached by the talking snake she fucking ruined it for everyone! Her obsession to be perfect was her downfall.
Thus the first Cunt was created.
Before we get any further lets explain the hierarchy. So far we have the Bitches and the Cunts.
With the Bitches, travel the Assholes, the nice guys and the catty gay men.
With the Cunts, traveL the Douchebags, the Emotional Tampons and the gay men who think they are realy girls and are in complete denial of their penis.
We start with the Bitch. Bitches dont care what anyone else thinks of them. They have their own sense of style and are always self aware. They know whats going on around them at all times without even having to be in the mix of things. Everyone knows them, but it is not a popularity contest to the Bitch. They enjoy friends, and for the mere aquantances, they are just resources. The Bitch has not shame or bounds, however is still diciplined enough to carry herself with respect. She is normaly seen in her natural habitat in small groups of men made up of Assholes, catty gay men and nice guys. No more than two Bitches to each group of guys, however exceptions are made when there is an alpha Bitch, who the other two Bitches recognize is the bigger Bitch. This very rarely happens. Never more than three is the law. For this could cause the apocalypse and the comming of the anti-christ. Most Bitches travel alone until called upon to defend the Bitch birth rite.
In times of Cunt peace, the Bitches are simply known as the Bitch Counsil and only convine when minor problems arise. However in times of Cunt War, the Bitchs become the Bitch Senate which we will explore in a moment.
Ah the Cunts. Unfortunately the world would not be as entertaining to the Bitches unless the Cunts existed. They are kinda like Sea Monkeys. They are fun for a little while then they must perish. Cunts travel in packs. The little strength that they have is in numbers. They are usually seen being stalked by Douchbags, Emotional Tampons and befriending the penis denial gay men. A group of Cunts is called a Cunt Smear and they always have one Cunt that is the Turbo Cunt because Cunts have drone mentality and must have a leader. The Turbo Cunt is rare considering that there is only one born every 15 years. A Cunt Smear must always consist of three cunts. Without the third, it throws off the balance and the two Cunts will implode. Its like rechargable batteries. One has been completly used up (age 36-45), one is being used (age 21-35) and the other one is waiting to be used (age 17-20). Without this "always three law", the cunts would consistantly attack eachother back an fourth and implode. Cunts think that they are the most beautiful, talented, and wonderful people in the world and that it revolves around them. However the Turbo Cunt is viewed as the law. She makes the rules and the Cunt Minions (individual cunts) dare not break them for fear of not being accepted by their peers. If you can call them peers.
The Cunt Wars happen when ever too many Cunt Smears gather in one place. The two opposing Turbo Cunts will seek out something to hate about eachother and another cycle begins of the Cunt Wars.The two main causes of a Cunt War are, when one Turbo knows that the other Turbo Cunt is a better and more powerful Turbo Cunt than she or when a vindictive Turbo Cunt wants to take out what she considers the lesser Turbo Cunt before the lesser rises to power. AKA Petty fucking drama. Durring the Cunt War, the Bitch Counsil becomes the Bitch Senate and intervines to restore the natural order of things. The Bitch Senate hold their fort right in the middle of the Cunt War, which by the way is not hard because Cunts are born with just enough brain cells to survive in society. (Bitches are deffinately the more intelligent force here, by a longshot.) The rest of the weight in their skull is gray matter. The Bitch Senate provides just enough fuel to the fire to cause the Cunt Smears to break down into small groups then we force them off into groups of two and watch them implode. This is vital to mankind that the Bitch Senate intervines. For if there were no Bitch Senate, Cunts would rule the world with their Turbo Cunt leaders and all would be lost.
The remaining Cunts then trickle off the battlefield to for new Cunt Smears and erect a new Turbo Cunt. And the Bitch Senate is free to return to Bitch Counsil to await and prepare for the next cycle of ........................................
- Mood:
amused
Before we start - YES I know there are difficult circumstances and real, true problems, and YES I know there are really hard situations that people face through no fault of their own. But I truly believe that the difference between those who overcome those difficulties and triumph, and those who are perpetually stuck, lies in what they tell themselves about the situation and how they *choose* to react based on beliefs such as this. Which is why you can tell me "Woe is me" and I'll totally support and help you...until it goes on indefinitely and you prefer to say "Woe is me" instead of taking some step - ANY step - to resolve the situation, or take responsibility for improving your own life.
Side note - this is NOT directed at any individual on my flist. This is the e-mail that was in my inbox for this week. So PLEASE, don't take this as any kind of subtle personal attach - I don't do that (despite opinions to the otherwise). However, if it resonates with you (or if it makes you feel uncomfortable), take some time to think about it and figure out why. There may be a message in there for you (which is why I share these - I think there are messages for ALL of us in these little missives...usually mostly me). :)
( This week's topic from Lynne Forrest - Life is So Hard )
Side note - this is NOT directed at any individual on my flist. This is the e-mail that was in my inbox for this week. So PLEASE, don't take this as any kind of subtle personal attach - I don't do that (despite opinions to the otherwise). However, if it resonates with you (or if it makes you feel uncomfortable), take some time to think about it and figure out why. There may be a message in there for you (which is why I share these - I think there are messages for ALL of us in these little missives...usually mostly me). :)
( This week's topic from Lynne Forrest - Life is So Hard )
- Location:Home
- Mood:
hopeful - Music:We're Gonna Pull Through - Over The Rhine
In the last 24 hours:
- 17:51 Rockit M'am is in the bad girl box... #
- 18:13 Halftime score: Naptown 62 CBAs 8. Owiee! #
- 19:04 Naptown Warning Belles won the first bout... Now for Flatliners v. Tornado Sirens! #
- 20:22 Halftime score: NRG 70 BHRG 11 #
- 21:19 Naptown won both games, but it was still a very fun bout to watch. #
Off to a NaNoWriMo Write In at Altiora Coffee House (YAY - new coffee shop to try out with 'Yote), and then heading north for a Poly Potluck in Dayton!
*bouncebouncebounce*
And then "date night" at home with my mate.
And tomorrow - the Red Headed Power of Three come over for Munchkin and mom's crockpot chili.
Doesn't get much better than this!!
*bouncebouncebounce*
And then "date night" at home with my mate.
And tomorrow - the Red Headed Power of Three come over for Munchkin and mom's crockpot chili.
Doesn't get much better than this!!
- Location:Home
- Mood:
ecstatic - Music:Get On Your Boots - U2
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alethea293
Rating: NC-17, language
Summary: Life is not about the decisions you make. It's about how you deal with the consequences.
Disclaimer: AU. Multiple pairings. Don't own anything. But I really wish I would. English is not my first language. All mistakes are my own.
Chapter 10 http://ale-writes.livejournal.com/10563.h
alethea293Rating: NC-17, language
Summary: Life is not about the decisions you make. It's about how you deal with the consequences.
Disclaimer: AU. Multiple pairings. Don't own anything. But I really wish I would. English is not my first language. All mistakes are my own.
Chapter 10 http://ale-writes.livejournal.com/10563.h
- Location:The Arcade Fire - The Well And The Lighthouse
- Mood:
cold
Made a new big batch of icons, walls and headers, including lots of Chris goodies and thought I'd post a note here. So anyone who's interested go over here and have look. ^^
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